For the Love of Hungry
Give me a pickle
Brother can you spare a lime?
Hungry will drive some people out of their mind.
Nazi Monkey
I know the monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark is a Nazi, but I still feel sad when she gets poisoned.
I go ape for dates even though I’m only a monkey.
Conversations I have with my husband
Discussing “Who Let the Dogs Out” the song, because we were letting our real dogs out:
Me: They never actually got to the bottom of it. We’ll never know who did it.
Husband: I think they did it.
Me: It’s all circumstantial evidence.
Husband: Well, they certainly knew an awful lot about it, is all I’m saying.
Fake Movie Plot Synopsis: The Educated Flea
A flea, “Sip”, short for Siphonaptera (voiced by Justin Bieber), who has always felt “different” because of his love of books and science, becomes unlikely friends with his host, Gigi (voiced by Whoopi Goldberg), a dog he’s feeding off of and reading on.
Together, they help Sip realize his dream of getting a Bachelor’s Degree in English.
While at school, he meets fellow knowledge-loving flea “Puli”, short for Pulicosis (voiced by Katharine Heigl), and her host, Doritos the Dog (voiced by Al Pacino).
Sip learns that with friends, he can do anything he sets his mind to — from earning a degree to sustaining himself with the blood of another animal.
extraface asked: Does Barry Manilow know you stole his wardrobe?
Now it’s eight.
